August 2, 2012


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wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
How could she do that to the dolphin ?? Don’t worry buddie she was just another whore anyway
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

How could she do that to the dolphin ?? Don’t worry buddie she was just another whore anyway

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May 24, 2012


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Kinda how I’m feeling today.

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Kinda how I’m feeling today.

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April 23, 2012


streeter:

I’d like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they’ll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won’t be quite so shitty. 

I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It’s just that some of us seem to enjoy the “New Yorkers are assholes” thing a bit too much. 

(via whitewhine)

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April 16, 2012


catasters:

Catasters of The Year
Cat Toilet Training… EPIC FAIL!

Whoops.

catasters:

Catasters of The Year

Cat Toilet Training… EPIC FAIL!

Whoops.

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April 15, 2012


Forgiving Myself

I felt as though this process was something I put behind me a long time ago. As it turns out, it’s not.

I made some stupid mistakes in my life, and while I’m happy with where I am now, getting there really sucked.

Funny enough, I forgive myself for those stupid actions - what I don’t forgive is not standing up for myself. I let people walk all over me all the time. And in an instance where I was name-called until I had a bottle of pills spilled out onto the table in front of me (and thankfully called a friend instead), what did I do to defend myself? Nothing. I assumed I deserved it. And NO ONE deserves what was said to me.

There have been a couple of instances like this (fortunately none else resulting in my near suicide), and I truly regret never saying what was on my mind.

So I’ll say it here.

FUCK YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF.


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April 12, 2012


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April 2, 2012


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March 29, 2012


funnyordie:

Kony Hunter with Christopher Meloni

Christopher Meloni (Law & Order: SVU, True Blood, Oz) will stop at nothing to stop Joseph Kony.

This video was made with the Enough Project, which works to end genocide and crimes against humanity.

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March 27, 2012


I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.

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I feel like I look at people like this:

But I really end up looking like this:

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March 14, 2012


thetravellingkitty:

hikarixxx:

hootaloo:

majorasbitch:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS AT LEAST REBLOG THIS AGH FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY.

Okay, all of you know about Zeus, you know I baby him and I love him to death and he is a ROWDY dog.
Well, as of last night around 12am-5am he has been missing. Walking in this morning to my house it seemed that Zeus had gotten out of his cage and opened the door wall, however he seemed to of lost his tags in the process and that’s nearly impossible. I, personally, think someone has taken him because I live in a shady part of town.
He’s only 9 months old, digs a ton of holes in the yard and responds to the name Zeus.
I live in Auburn Hills, Michigan. Just past the Palace of Auburn Hills. I just want the word out there because oh my god, he is basically my brother. As a dog, weird, I know.
Please, if you have any information or something just send me an ask.
I really miss my puppy.

to any michigan people! help find this dog <3

Crap, this is in Michigan!

Signal boost!

you guys helped me out  when pika was missing, signal boostan for this dude.

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